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Name That Condo! In my line of work we drive by condominiums all day—tall ones, short ones, stout ones, ugly ones, beautiful ones—every color and design imaginable. And after a while they become a blur. They’re just like stacked boxes … Continue reading

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Trailer Trash Part II

As the story continues, I found the owner of the orphaned trailer. She was the sweetest lady, very kind and understanding. But she was out of town for several weeks and wasn’t exactly sure of the existence of said trailer. … Continue reading

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Trailer Trash?

  Mowgirl Lawn Care has adopted many new properties this season. We are proud of our accomplishments! My crew is stupendous. I often let them play without me. During those times I traipse off with my new pink trailer in … Continue reading

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Re-Emergence!

OMG! My website fell between the cracks! Resting deep below a year’s worth of dust, it has seemingly been forgotten-like a credit card payment or a dental appointment or your mother’s birthday…But fear not! I’m yanking this site out of … Continue reading

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Help Wanted: Contestant #3

Arriving on an old beat up bicycle, this contestant already had me worried. My ad specifically stated “must have valid and clean license and reliable transportation.” Nine times out of ten, if a guy shows up on a bike, said … Continue reading

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Help Wanted: Contestant #2

Contestant #2 This guy showed real promise. He had been doing lawn service for five years and knew not only the business, but how to repair equipment as well. Bonus, for sure. He told me he could literally run through … Continue reading

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Help Wanted: Contestant #1

HELP WANTED…that has been my mantra this summer. My lawn business is growing by leaps and bounds. By late June it becomes clear to my achy-breaky body that the time has come for a part time helper. Turning to the … Continue reading

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Nobody’s Home

Caption: Tommy’s abandoned home was found by a canal in Cocoa Beach.               Look closely at this image and you’ll notice Tommy Turtle is AWOL. That’s right. This dude split his pad under suspicious … Continue reading

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Tools of the Trade

I found this relic pair of pliers while raking through a knee-high pile of sea grape leaves.    Such an accumulation of leaves indicates quite an extensive passage of time…centuries, at least. Perhaps this tool was once used during the … Continue reading

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A super collection of balls

It seems that super balls abound in Florida. I find them everywhere–in the grass, in the middle of shrubbery, in parking lots, in flower beds, driveways, swimming pools, storm drains, street gutters, bird baths, trash barrels, and even in the … Continue reading

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